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November 23rd, 2007

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Futurama, why?, Dr.Zoidberg, Zoidberg
In fucked up today.I don't think Punk wants to be with me anymore.After 4 years.WTF?Our 4 year anniversary was last month.He said he doesn't want to break up and that he was just really tired.I got upset and cut my wrist.I feel so horrible and confused right now.I love him to death.He's my reason for living.I don't know what I'll do if he leaves me.

November 10th, 2007

1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much some guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25.When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

33. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

34. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

35. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

November 7th, 2007

What Is A Real Man??

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1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.

2.) A REAL MAN RAISES HIS KIDS, not JUST out of pocket either.

3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises

6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck.


9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.

10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.

11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you.

12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because.

13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.

14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.

15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something....him, sex, money, or a bed to sleep in.

16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About you.

17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

18.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave you to go and hang out with his friends if he hasn't seen you in a week and then call you at 4 in the morning because he needs some loving.

19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

20.) A REAL MAN doesn't just think about sex.

21.) A REAL MAN Doesn't Judge the book by the cover.

22.) A REAL MAN wouldn't use his friendship card to get what he wants.

23.) A REAL MAN knows the difference between a REAL WOMAN and a random girl.

24.) A REAL MAN won't degrade a woman with words nor will he ever put his hands on her in anger.

25.) A REAL MAN sends you flowers Just Because.

October 30th, 2007


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October 26th, 2007

1. Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, transfer schools, or move across country, always do what you really want.

2. Never apologize for using proper English. Keeping it real doesn't mean speaking Ebonics.

3. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out.

4. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level.

5. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself.

6. Never apologize for ten pounds you need to lose. People who truly care about you will accept you as you are.

7. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap.

8. Don't apologize for being a single mom. Babies are a blessing.

9. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special. Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation.

10. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority.

11. Never apologize for keeping the ring even if wedding bells won't chime.


13. Never apologize for saying NO.

14. Never apologize for asking for what you want in bed. If you don't, then who will?

15. Never apologize for wearing a weave. You bought it so it's yours.

16. Never apologize to your new friends about old friends. There's a reason she's been your girl from day one.

17. Never apologize for ordering dessert. Or more than one dessert.

18. Never apologize for dating outside your race. Just because you found Mr. Right across the color line doesn't mean you don't love your brothas.

19 . Never apologize for not knowing how to cook. Even if you can't burn like Grandma you know how to order good take out.

20 . Never apologize for your taste in clothes. It's your style.

2 1 . Never apologize for changing your mind.

22 . Never apologize for exercising your right to choose. It's your body and your right.

23. Never apologize for making more money than your man, you work hard and you deserve to get paid.

24. Never apologize for being you! "KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD!"

I found this on my friend Lizzies Myspace Blog!

October 13th, 2007

Please Help James

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please click here to add

please help me by forwarding this bulletin on to your new friends. together we can achieve. james has a motto in life we can all follow

October 11th, 2007

Found on Jona's Myspace blog

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* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
* We never ejaculate prematurely.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
* Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* Free drinks, free dinners.
* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
* We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
* We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
* New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
* If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
* It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
* If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
* If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're well aware that we look like an idiot.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
* We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
* We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

October 6th, 2007

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Hello my name is James and i am 4 years old. I have leukaemia which is a cancer of the blood. It makes me very tired and i have to go to hospital to have chemotherapy and new blood. I want one million myspace friends to help me get better and tell the world about cancer. Please add me to your friends list then repost this bulletin on to your friends and ask them to join me. The more friends i get the bigger my smile gets.

October 3rd, 2007

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Futurama, why?, Dr.Zoidberg, Zoidberg
** basics **
Name:: Misty
Nickname:: Princess
Location:: Clearwater,FL
Gender:: Female
Birthplace:: Clearwater,FL
Birthstone:: peridot
Birthday:: August 6th
Sign:: Leo
Righty or Lefty:: righty
Screenname:: patchouli

** your looks **
Height:: 5"7
Weight:: I'll never tell
Shoe size:: I have big feet
Hair Color:: brown
Hair Length:: shortish
Eye Color:: blue
Size:: I'll never tell
Glasses::just for reading
Braces:: nope
Piercings:: my ears
Tattoos:: 3

** fashion **
Where do you shop:: Walmart,Thrift Stores
What do you usually wear:: shorts and a shirt
What kind of shoes do you wear:: flip flops
Do you wear a watch:: yes
Color you never wear:: yellow
Color you wear at least once a week:: black
Something you wear everyday:: underwear
Do you wear make up everyday:: not really
Make up essential:: lip gloss
Most cherished piece of clothing:: my jean shorts aka my fat shorts haha
You wouldn't be caught dead wearing:: most of the trendy stuff thats big right now
Do you wear belts:: nope
Do you wear hats:: when I go out in the sun
How many pairs of shoes do you have:: 3 or 4

** music **
Favorite kind of music:: rock,techno,metal noize
Least Favorite:: rap,hiphop
How many CD's do you have:: alot
Last CD you bought:: Unwritten Law
Whats in your CD player right now:: nothing my cd player is in storage
Do you download music:: yes

** Favorites **
Color::pink and black
Number:: 13
Season:: fall
Ice cream:: strawberry cheesecake
Website:: myspace.com
Quote:: confidence is sexy
Store:: thrift stores
Band:: Crossbreed
Singer:: James Breed
Rapper:: Lil Wayne
Song:: enjoy the abuse by Combichrist
Movie:: House of 1000 Corpses
Actor:: Bill Moseley
Actress:: Sheri Moon ombie and Drew Barrymore
Kind of movies:: horror,comedy some chick flicks
Place to be:: wherever my husband is
Time of day:: don't have one
Clothing Brand:: don't have one
Animal:: cats
Food:: chinese hot and sour soup
Holiday:: halloween
Shape:: hearts
Restaraunt:: country skillet right next door
Fast food place:: checkers
Boy's name:: christopher
Girl's name:: Inara
Word:: masterbate
Month:: october
Candy:: gobstoppers

** love and relationships **
Sexual Preference:: guys
Boyfriend or Girlfriend:: I'm married
Crush::I have a girly crush on Sheri moon
Do you believe in love at first sight:: yes
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: personality,humor,easy to talk to
Best physical feature:: my husbands arms
Best hair color:: brown
Best eye color:: blue

** randoms **
Do you paint your nails:: yes
What color is your tooth brush::blue and white
What's on your desktop:: pumpkins and trick or treat
Do you like roller coasters::yes
Do you do drugs:: no
Are you a virgin:: hell no
Do you have any pets::2 cats and 2 guinea pigs
What time do you go to sleep:: after Family Guy.about Midnight.

October 2nd, 2007

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